Throughout history Australia has constantly made bad decisions.
Firstly they forgot that their country lies across the tropics, which they continually complain that’s its too hot and dry.
They forgot how to spell New Zealand and instead miss-printed it as ‘Australasia”.
They forgot to breed a horse like Phar Lap, create a dessert like Pavlova and raise a kid like Russell Crowe.
They are likely to forget more without our help. So if you are a true New Zealander you will move to Australia and help them to make good decisions.
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Where would Australia be without us?
The ANZAC’s would just be AAC, which doesn’t have nearly the same ring to it.
They would have stuck an extra star onto another countries flag and called it their own.
They would have to have found another country to steal celebrities, prized racehorses and dessert recipes from.
And they wouldn’t even have been able to claim that they indirectly won soccer.
Australia wouldn’t have anything without us.
If you are a true New Zealander you will help them.
Move to Australia.
This assignment was extremely broad. We had to just chose something to sell, so I chose to sell the idea to move Australia to New Zealanders. I made it light and entertaining and relevant to kiwi's attitude to eagerly help out someone in need.